Posted 1 year ago

ilovecharts:

The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples

TIL my boyfriend and I sleep in the most morbid poses…Zombie Attack and Necrophiliac

-___-‘

Posted 1 year ago

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

Hahaha “how often does it eat”. Well if mine is any indication, about once every two hours…

Posted 2 years ago

likel3gitt:

oooof

This would be so perfect if only *you’re

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Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago

 Forever.

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Posted 2 years ago

Oh sweet mother of christ I might kill for one of these right now.

gastrogirl:

white chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake.

Posted 2 years ago

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie

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Posted 2 years ago
I think these are the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen…this is especially relevant right now when I’m on a major reptile kick.
electricorchid:

The large forest gecko (Gekko smithii) is a lizard from the forests of South-East Asia. In bright light, the blue-green iris of the gecko’s eye constricts to form a slit-shaped pupil featuring four tiny pinholes. These are thought to decrease the amount of light that enters the eye as well as the depth of field, giving the lizard better distance estimation in bright light.  | + 

I think these are the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen…this is especially relevant right now when I’m on a major reptile kick.

electricorchid:

The large forest gecko (Gekko smithii) is a lizard from the forests of South-East Asia. In bright light, the blue-green iris of the gecko’s eye constricts to form a slit-shaped pupil featuring four tiny pinholes. These are thought to decrease the amount of light that enters the eye as well as the depth of field, giving the lizard better distance estimation in bright light.  | + 

Posted 2 years ago

Amazing, cool painting process. 30 hours of work shown in a 2.5 minute video.

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Posted 3 years ago

Best explanation of the utility of the Oxford comma, ever.

swoonforme:

rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:

Stalin in tassels.

I can’t.

lookin’ good, stalin

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